i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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