ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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