That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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