4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Pappa wants mamma naked
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Your penis caused this!
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