remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
