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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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