She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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