We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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