she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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