i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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