who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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