She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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