I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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