these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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