your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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