It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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