I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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