My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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