the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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