We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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