Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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