You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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