i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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