if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
