Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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