I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
where does the pee come out of this thing
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My vagina is very pro this idea
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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