At least make sure they are 18
Why
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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