I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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