so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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