bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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