But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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