What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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