just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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