he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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