What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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