Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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