I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
my liver is dry heaving
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Randomize
