I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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