Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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