I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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