I am in a vortex of obligation.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The best revenge is premature balding
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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