Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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