Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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