i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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