Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
There r osticjed everywhere
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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