WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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