So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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