You're so nebulous sometimes
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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