He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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