You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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