You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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