doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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