Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
There's even glitter on my cock...
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