She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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