Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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