Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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