We're like a lot better than the average bears
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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